The Jake Zone---Fat Boys for Life

Bo Scaife, tight end for the Longhorns has found his way into the NFL. With the 179th pick, Tennessee picks him. Hopefully his future will be bright.

Look out Midwest, Longhorns moving in. Derrick Johnson, the greatest linebacker in the draft, slipped down, but will still make an impact with the Chiefs. Pretty sweet that two Longhorns get picked in the first round.

Cedric Benson goes 4th. The 2nd running back picked in the draft, Cedric brings the ultimate running tandem to Chicago. You have a good fullback in Thomas Jones who's proved his worth, but when you pair him up with the ultimate running back, da' Bears will roll. Move over Ricky, I think Cedric knows what he has to do, maybe you should sit back and learn. Stay tuned for more updates.

Alright, so I've made it a night of reality TV. So now you've got a rap artist playing host to SoCal's surf boys and girls by pimpin' their rides. Yes, everything they do is awesome and they drop some bucks, but think of how they'll get jacked once they mention the word Compton. Once again, I don't think I've ever seen them install a high-dollar security system in a car. On a side note, that dude Ish who does interior design, works like a Queer Eye reject. I mean, some of the work he does is good, but on tonight's show ('86 Toyota minivan) looks like knock-off work. He upholstered his own racing seats, but it looks cheap. Still, the van had an awesome sound system. Oh well, I wish X would come to get my car.

Now I'm watching the Food Channel and seeing how they make ribs. Everything they have done is soooooooo wrong. I do consider myself a barbecue conessieur, especially Texas BBQ. These guys have found it necessary to bathe their already cooked ribs in sauce. If you're that good, you'll cook the sauce onto the ribs and leave it at that. Then have sauce for people to dip their ribs in, but don't force them to be overcome by the flavor of the sauce. That's not selling the meat. Do you know what I mean? I just wish I had the money to buy my own trailer with a huge-ass smoker. I'd show them how it's done. Hmmm, maybe I'll begin accepting investors into my BBQ venture. I'll let you know more when I get more planning done.

You know, this is a good show with a great purpose. But what I don't really understand is that they do all this stuff in some ghetto-ass houses in some ghetto neighborhoods. What makes them think that no one's gonna scope out the scene and as soon as they're gone, rob the house clean? I mean, you never see them install a security-system. And they got some badass stuff going into these houses. Oh well, it's for a good cause, isn't it?

I know people have been asking, "Why are the Longhorns ranked #1 and Nebraska is ranked as low as 17th?" I ask them, "Are you watching today's (Saturday) game?" The Horns are up 11-4 in the top of the 9th IN LINCOLN. Yes, Texas has lost more games, but look at who they've beaten. They've also lost to good teams, not dropping liitle ones. If they win today and tomorrow in Lincoln, they've really only got the Aggies to beat in order to take the Big 12 crown. So we'll see. I've added a new link to my website (look on the right) to Texassports.com. This is the best place to get up-to-date information on all Longhorn athletics.

Anyway, tonight is my little sister's first bridal shower. I say first, because she has another one next weekend. Spoiled brat. Well, us guys get to hang out, and that will be fun. Oh well, Hook 'em Horns.