29 June 2005
This is the view of the UT Tower the night I graduated. This picture was taken from in front of the Littlefield Fountain. 
Texas.......
Sunday, June 26, 2005 (Rosenblatt Stadium, Omaha, Nebraska)--The University of Texas Longhorns Baseball team wins their 6th National Championship. This was the 2nd championship under Augie. The best part of the College World Series is that Texas had a better record than most of the teams, yet they were unseeded. Instead, they pay the critics back by not losing a game in the whole series. Congratulations Horns, thanks for the great season. Now, we can finally concentrate on football. Hope Mack can follow-up where Augie left off.
Oh yeah, for any of you that do not know, this is a picture of the UT tower. This is also known as the Main Building. The significance of the building is that it is probably the most prominent one in Austin. Although it does not stand taller than the Texas Capitol, it sits up higher because of the hill that it's on. The orange color is a sign of celebration. Rarely is the tower fully orange like in this picture. Even more rare, the "1" that is lit up in the windows signifies that an athletic team from the school has won a national championship. Other times that the tower is fully lit orange is when UT wins the Big 12 Football championship, when the beat their rivals, the Aggies of Texas A&M, and when a class graduates from the university. When I graduated in 2001, the tower was lit orange like you see it here, but in the windows was an "01" signifying the year that I graduated. To make that even better, there was a display of fireworks and lasers in the background (I'll try to post a picture, because it was one of the most awesome displays I have ever seen). Lastly, the tower was lit orange like this when Ricky won the Heisman trophy. The windows read "34", Ricky's number, in honor of his accomplishment. For more information on the tower, click here.
26 June 2005
Wow, what a good week
Well, I don't know if you've been paying attention, but my Horns have been winning. After winning last Saturday against Baylor (the team that beat us all 4 times this season), the Horns have rolled through the College World Series. We've beat the #1 team in the nation and made them go home cryin to New Orleans. Then we rolled over Baylor once again, and here we are...Horns are in the Championship series. So, last night we rolled over the Florida Gators. Tonight,we'll make the Gators look like harmless salamanders to win our second National Championship in the last 3 years.
So, that brings me to the Spurs...hell yeah, World Champions once again. Tim Duncan's MVP once again. Damn, this is good.
After drinking my liver sore, this week, I've still enjoyed the online/phone company of Jersey. I can't complain about my life, but I'm rather enjoying it.
On top of all this, I got a raise, but my hours are gonna change. I have to work the night shift at work, so that's gonna be hell, but in 2 weeks when I receive that paycheck, it will all be worth it.
So, that brings me to the Spurs...hell yeah, World Champions once again. Tim Duncan's MVP once again. Damn, this is good.
After drinking my liver sore, this week, I've still enjoyed the online/phone company of Jersey. I can't complain about my life, but I'm rather enjoying it.
On top of all this, I got a raise, but my hours are gonna change. I have to work the night shift at work, so that's gonna be hell, but in 2 weeks when I receive that paycheck, it will all be worth it.
21 June 2005
Found a new website
Yeah, I know if you're reading this, you're more than likely at work. If that's the case, try out this website if you're bored. It's call boredatwork.com and it's full of stupid games and other fun-filled website. Try out the one called Galumpia Adult. Have fun and give me your feedback on what your favorites are.
19 June 2005
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12 June 2005
The Best Weekend Ever
You know how VH1 has "The Best Week Ever"? Well, this was probably the best weekend ever for me. To start, Friday night consisted of me coming home and just relaxing. Well, I had to work on Saturday, which wasn't bad because I was totally paid overtime for it. Plus, I decided to take the promotion. So, I think Monday will be the day we lay out the plans and see how much Daddy's gonna make. But that night, I went out to Dallas and got drunk for about 10 dollars which wasn't bad at all. Then I went home and talked to Jersey for awhile until she fell asleep mid-conversation. What a bum....hahahaha, I know she's reading, so I'm just teasing with her. By the way, you better get back to work . So, then Sunday, I finally tubed the Guadalupe. Oh that was so much fun. I got to hang out with a great bunch of people and just drink beer and crack jokes. Then, to top it all off, my Horns and Spurs won, and I got to watch them both do it. Everyone have a great week.
11 June 2005
Beer versus Pussy
This is probably one of the most crude things I'll ever post, but I thought it was hilarious.
It is time to do a comparison between two things treasured by men, beer and pussy...
A beer is always wet.
A pussy needs encouragement.
Advantage: Beer.
A beer tastes horrible served hot.
A pussy tastes better served hot.
Advantage: Pussy.
Having an ice cold beer makes you satisfied.
Having an ice cold pussy makes you Hillary Clinton.
Advantage: Beer.
Beers have commercials making fun of skunky ones.
Pussy does not.
advantage: Tie
If you get a hair in your teeth consuming pussy, you are not disgusted.
Advantage: Pussy
24 beers come in a box.
A pussy is a box you can come in.
Advantage: Pussy
Too much head makes you mad at the person giving you a beer.
Advantage: Pussy.
If a beer is brewed with yeast, it is still edible.
Advantage: Beer.
If you come home smelling like beer, your wife may get mad. If you come home smelling like pussy, she will definitely get mad.
Advantage: Beer.
6 beers in a night and you better not drive. 6 pussies in a night and you have done all the driving you need.
Advantage: Pussy
Buy too much beer and you will get fat.
Buy too much pussy and you will get poor.
Advantage: Tie
It is socially acceptable to have a beer in the stands at a football game.
You are a legend if you have a pussy in the stands at a football game.
Advantage: Pussy
If a cop smells beer on your breath, you are going to get a breathalyzer.
If a cop smells pussy on your breath, you are going to get a high five.
Advantage: Pussy
With beer, bigger is better.
Advantage: beer.
Wearing a condom does not make a beer any less enjoyable.
Advantage: beer.
Pussy can make you see God. Beer can make you see the porcelain god.
Advantage: Pussy
If you think all day about the next pussy you will have, you are normal.
If you think all day about your next beer, you are an alcoholic.
Advantage: Pussy
Peeling labels off of beers is fun.
Peeling panties off of pussy is more fun.
Advantage: Pussy.
If you try to snag a beer at work, you get fired. If you try to snag a pussy at work, you get hit with sexual harassment.
Advantage: Tie
If you suddenly drop a beer, it may break. If you suddenly drop a pussy, it may hunt you down like the dog you are.
Advantage: Beer.
If you change to another beer, your old brand will gladly have you back.
Advantage: Beer.
The best pussy you have ever had is not gone once you have enjoyed it.
Advantage: Pussy.
The worst pussy you have ever had is not gone once you have enjoyed it.
Advantage: Beer.
Bad beer: Schlitz, PBR, Old Swill.
Bad pussy: Roseanne, Janet Reno, Madeline Albright.
Advantage: Tie
Good beer: Samuel Adams, Moosehead, Pete's Wicked Winter Brew.
Good pussy: Almost all but the above.
Advantage Pussy.
The government taxes beer.
Advantage: Pussy.
It is time to do a comparison between two things treasured by men, beer and pussy...
A beer is always wet.
A pussy needs encouragement.
Advantage: Beer.
A beer tastes horrible served hot.
A pussy tastes better served hot.
Advantage: Pussy.
Having an ice cold beer makes you satisfied.
Having an ice cold pussy makes you Hillary Clinton.
Advantage: Beer.
Beers have commercials making fun of skunky ones.
Pussy does not.
advantage: Tie
If you get a hair in your teeth consuming pussy, you are not disgusted.
Advantage: Pussy
24 beers come in a box.
A pussy is a box you can come in.
Advantage: Pussy
Too much head makes you mad at the person giving you a beer.
Advantage: Pussy.
If a beer is brewed with yeast, it is still edible.
Advantage: Beer.
If you come home smelling like beer, your wife may get mad. If you come home smelling like pussy, she will definitely get mad.
Advantage: Beer.
6 beers in a night and you better not drive. 6 pussies in a night and you have done all the driving you need.
Advantage: Pussy
Buy too much beer and you will get fat.
Buy too much pussy and you will get poor.
Advantage: Tie
It is socially acceptable to have a beer in the stands at a football game.
You are a legend if you have a pussy in the stands at a football game.
Advantage: Pussy
If a cop smells beer on your breath, you are going to get a breathalyzer.
If a cop smells pussy on your breath, you are going to get a high five.
Advantage: Pussy
With beer, bigger is better.
Advantage: beer.
Wearing a condom does not make a beer any less enjoyable.
Advantage: beer.
Pussy can make you see God. Beer can make you see the porcelain god.
Advantage: Pussy
If you think all day about the next pussy you will have, you are normal.
If you think all day about your next beer, you are an alcoholic.
Advantage: Pussy
Peeling labels off of beers is fun.
Peeling panties off of pussy is more fun.
Advantage: Pussy.
If you try to snag a beer at work, you get fired. If you try to snag a pussy at work, you get hit with sexual harassment.
Advantage: Tie
If you suddenly drop a beer, it may break. If you suddenly drop a pussy, it may hunt you down like the dog you are.
Advantage: Beer.
If you change to another beer, your old brand will gladly have you back.
Advantage: Beer.
The best pussy you have ever had is not gone once you have enjoyed it.
Advantage: Pussy.
The worst pussy you have ever had is not gone once you have enjoyed it.
Advantage: Beer.
Bad beer: Schlitz, PBR, Old Swill.
Bad pussy: Roseanne, Janet Reno, Madeline Albright.
Advantage: Tie
Good beer: Samuel Adams, Moosehead, Pete's Wicked Winter Brew.
Good pussy: Almost all but the above.
Advantage Pussy.
The government taxes beer.
Advantage: Pussy.
Viagra Junk Mail
For those of you who have Hotmail, or get this type of junk mail, you'll understand. For some reason, I get these e-mails daily for "herbal viagra". It has a weird sender address, but the subject lines are usually pretty funny. I got one today that says it's from Her.bal.Vi.agra and the subject is Spruce Your Goose. Pretty clever, yet funny. I wanna hear some of the funny ones that ya'll see. Leave them in the comments section.
10 June 2005
A Little Piece of Advice
This is a piece of advice that I have been giving to some of my friends lately (and even friends of friends). It is not meant to be funny to laugh at, it's just meant to lighten any harsh situation. Ironically, it's not even my piece of advice, I've just adhered to it. My friend Dexter lives his life by it, and I just picked up on it. You ready?
Anytime something pisses you off, remember you can get past it or let it bother you. It makes you stronger as you get past it, though, because if it's bothering you, you can't let it go and you'll just keep being offended or hurt by it. So anytime you're pissed and you know you really shouldn't let it bother you, allow yourself two tears in a bucket, and just FUCK IT!!!!
Anytime something pisses you off, remember you can get past it or let it bother you. It makes you stronger as you get past it, though, because if it's bothering you, you can't let it go and you'll just keep being offended or hurt by it. So anytime you're pissed and you know you really shouldn't let it bother you, allow yourself two tears in a bucket, and just FUCK IT!!!!
Oh the people at work
Today, a couple of my co-workers and I go to Subway for lunch. One of my co-workers, Denise, says that another girl, Jill, at work asked her if she saw how one of the guys, Jay, had his haircut. Well, Denise reveals that she was surprised cuz Jill and Jay are going out and evidently Jill gets jealous of other people looking at Jay. Okay, this dude is like a walking Quasimodo. She is at least 40 years old, but she thinks she's 20 so she dresses that way. This is just funny. I never knew they were going out, but I think this guy's close to my age. That's at least 13 years difference. I'm scared to see what their kids would look like. I guess it's not as funny when I tell it, but I always make fun of that department that they work in. It's not because I'm mean (I know that I can be), but it's because they're just rude. Out of that department, Jill's really the only one that will talk to me. So, I give it back to them, but at least I get a laugh at work. I really hope that he doesn't get jealous of other guys talking to her, cuz trust me, she wouldn't get my time of day.
Anyway, the rest of work.....I was offered a promotion yesterday at work. The promotion definitely involves making more money, but it also means working the night shift. I think I'm gonna take it. So, yay me. I guess I really don't have too much to say today. I kinda feel like being philosophical, so I'm just gonna add one thing on the next blog.
Anyway, the rest of work.....I was offered a promotion yesterday at work. The promotion definitely involves making more money, but it also means working the night shift. I think I'm gonna take it. So, yay me. I guess I really don't have too much to say today. I kinda feel like being philosophical, so I'm just gonna add one thing on the next blog.
08 June 2005
What a 300 lb woman looks like! She's 7 foot 4 inches tall!
01 June 2005
Reality Check
Alright....another reality-type show with Ashton Kutcher. I think this is based on That 70's Show maybe a real life version. This show is insane, though. Beauty and The Geek features 7 beautiful women paired with 7 nerds. Kinda like revenge of the nerds. But it seems that ALL the girls are such bimbos and all the guys have almost no clue about pop culture. Yes, I know it's all probably an act, but this show is funny. It just shows how people would think that beauty is only skin deep, but some of the things that go on are plain ridiculous. Anyway, this show is on the WB and I think it will stay on Wednesday nights. And guess what, they moved Smallville back an hour for it, so you won't miss those episodes of Clark in his pre-Superman days.
